What’s Immoral?
(An alphabetized laundry list aspiring to become a poem)


Ageism is immoral

Animal abuse is immoral

Assault and battery is immoral

Capitalism is immoral

Censorship is immoral

Cheating is immoral

Child abuse is immoral

Child labor is immoral

Corporal punishment is immoral.

Death penalty is immoral

Dictatorship is immoral

Elder abuse is immoral

Greed is immoral

Homophobia is immoral

Hypocrisy is immoral

Imperialism is immoral

Labor exploitation is immoral

Lying is immoral

Misogyny is immoral

Murder is immoral

Polluting the earth is immoral

Racism is immoral

Rape is immoral

Selfishness is immoral

Sexism is immoral

Slavery is immoral

Stealing is immoral

Strikebreaking is immoral

Torture is immoral

Totalitarianism is immoral

Union-busting is immoral

War is immoral

Xenophobia is immoral
 

    —By Harry Siitonen, Oct. 1, 2008